Pirooz Kalayeh's Blog
One time I was sitting in my cave at WG when all of a sudden I heard Pirooz's bird call: "Burrr-koo-koo-koo!" coming from somewhere near the bathroom. He used to do that all the time, and it never got old. Never. I couldn't help but start grinning. It seized me like positive diarrhea. I started laughing inwardly, then out loud, and then I had to rush out of my cave to confront the bird call, as if looking at Pirooz while he was doing it would prolong the infectious glee. That place was comically parched and needed a Pirooz Boost from Jamba Juice. As I rounded the corner, I saw seven loggers all grinning and laughing. They looked just like me. Pirooz had blown through the place like the Gingerbread Man, dropping A-bombs of comedy along the way.
I love you so much!
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