I finished Hardcore Zen at the DMV. Good book. I enjoyed it. The DMV too. It only took 2 hours. That isn't so bad. Not for Los Angeles. I know. I live here. I can also prove it. With a license plate! (Oh, yeah! Take that CHP!)
I managed to put my new plate on the back of the car, but not the front. I just couldn't get the front ones off. I'll need some WD-40, or whatever it's called to pry the rust from the nut. Maybe baking soda will work? Who knows?
After the DMV, I headed to Target and got Sharpies, a card table, and Nicorette. I am down to 5 cigarettes a day, and it's still making me feel ill. I don't know if it's turning 30 or what, but I have been having strange pains throughout my body when I smoke. I take that as a clear signal to give them to shove off. I don't have time for idiocy. I love life too much. I'm also willing to see reality. Smoking is bad for the body. I am older. It's not a good idea. I will help the world by staying alive, and creating more works of art and literature. End of story.
That being said, I came back to the TELEVISION office to find an acceptance of my story, 12 Days of Christmas from Iranian.com. I was so proud to be involved with the site, especially with the story they accepted. It's an edgy piece. I even thought it might be too edgy. But, no, I was wrong. They dug it. In fact, it's already up. Thank you, Jahanshah, and all the editors at Iranian.com. It's a thrill to be included on your site.
I have created xingtones of the first single off of Orange Lambhorgini. You can download them for free at http://phippsinc.mstore.xingtone.com. Just click on New Ringtone. Send it to your phone. Open the message and click GO TO to launch your phone's browser. Then download and set that puppy loud, because you are now fronting a completely orginal ringtone from the song Orange Lambhorgini (video coming soon) off of the album Orange Lambhorgini, and yes you're cool.