DANCING STEEVE MCQUEEN

I just danced to some major hip hop hits from the 90's. Now I am sweaty. I am going to go to bed and read about Sufis getting to ecstatic states. Goodnight. Alvetazane. Arivaderci. Ciao.

SONGS I DANCED TO IN THE ORDER I DANCED TO THEM, GOODBYE:

1. BOYZ II MEN, MOTOWN PHILLY
2. BOYZ II MEN, POISON
3. HOUSE OF PAIN, JUMP AROUND
4. KRISS-KROSS, JUMP, JUMP
5. TRIBE CALLED QUEST, SCENARIO
6. BLACK SHEEP, THIS OR THAT
7. DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, HUMPTY DANCE
8. DR. DRE, AIN'T NOTHING BUT A G THANG
9. ICE CUBE, TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
10. EMINEM, LOSE YOURSELF
11. CINDI LAUPER, TIME AFTER TIME

PS1. I WOULD LIKE ALL THESE SONGS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL. I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE AT A CLUB. I WOULD LIKE CRYSTAL TO BE SERVED. I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE IN LOS ANGELES. EVERYONE IS INVITED THAT LIKES TO DANCE. I WILL INVITE ALL MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS TOO. THEY CAN GRIND WITH ALL MY OLD BOYFRIENDS TO "POISON". THAT WOULD BE TASTY. I WOULD LIKE MY PICTURE TO BE ON A CEREAL BOX. A POSE OF ME LOOKING LIKE TONY, THE TIGER. THAT WILL BE THE ONLY IMAGE. OTHER THAN THAT, I WOULD LIKE TONE-LOC TO ANNOUNCE MY PASSING LIKE, "ALRIGHT, YO! HE BE 'ILLIN." THEN I WANT EVERYONE TO GRIND. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I WOULD LIKE THE DJ TO PLAY CINDI LAUPER. I CAN GO TO HEAVEN ON HER VOICE. THEN I WANT THE DJ TO PLAY "WHITE LINES" SO EVERYONE LEAVES ON A HAPPY NOTE AND SWEATY.

PS2. I DON'T THINK A FUNERAL iS GOOD UNLESS YOU LEAVE SWEATY.

PS3. EVERYONE CAN ARRIVE AT THE VENUE IN A S.W.A.T. VAN, FOOT, BICYCLE, OR OTHER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION. I DON'T REALLY MIND WHICH. I JUST WANTED TO SAY S.W.A.T..