Why Do Men Do Stupid Things for Ass? now has its own myspace page. Be its friend.
John Posatko is making podcasts.
The Bob Saget Video - It's good for the first 20 seconds. Then it just gets a bit awkward. At least in the office when other human beings walk by.
Superman Ring Tones - I downloaded ringtones this morning. Now I have the Superman "Love" theme pumping out of the cell. It might do wonders for me in grocery stores. At least that's what Lady M told me.
"You need to go to Trader Joe's in West Hollywood," Lady M says. "You'll be a hit."
I tried it at the pizza shop. No one knew what it was.
That's why I'm creating my own custom ringtones from here on out.
I will make some ringtones for the new record (Orange Lamborghini) and post links to them and a couple songs to build Slipshod hype. I don't think that will be hard. Songs are so good it's ridiculous.
Here is a tentative list:
1. Orange Lamborghini
2. Bob Marley [demo]
3. Brokeback Iraq [final]
4. U Drive, Me Shift
6. Bootylicious [demo]
7. Hollywood Boulevard [demo]
8. Baghdad Hysteria
9. Raising the Dead [final]
10. JP's Sneakers
11. All of My Love [rough]
The record was originally set to drop on July 11. My birthday. Panauh wants to move it to August. We'll see. No official date. We'll just play it by ear.
I didn't do Poetry Thursday last week, so let me hit it. Okay. Lets see. 2 poems. When I say go.
doesn't know he's beautiful
in a chair
Okay. So I was interrupted on that one. Might as well start poem 2.
She told me we would go dancing
so I half believe her when she tells me
to slip her my number when I'm about to say
Head in my Ass
I walk up to the office
sad like the smell of pachouli.
I hope everyone is having fun in life. I am out like a tin can on a railroad track.