The Birth of a Hero

Hesschair
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I stole this chair from a grandmother. It is at your local Hess in Pittsford, NY.

hero
Originally uploaded by piroozkalayeh.

This is where I've decided to harness my superpowers.

First, I will take care of the X-Ray vision.

This is no problem. It's second nature to me.

trophy
Originally uploaded by piroozkalayeh.

A trophy is the first order of business. I see it in my future: the world's greatest _____ .

kite
Originally uploaded by piroozkalayeh.

I will fill it with whatever I want. Greatest paleontologist, explorer, Dad, you name it!!

Then I'll do push-ups. Every great anything is strong. I will be too.

toxic
Originally uploaded by piroozkalayeh.

I don't need to drink primo-grade chemicals to be a Toxic Avenger.

I am more like the Tin Man. It's all heart. I have to make mine grow. Pretty soon, it will be like King Kong.