Steely Dan busts on Owen Wilsion via his brother Luke in an open letter on their site. Very funny. I laughed and laughed. Hopefully, Owen will make good on his instant karma. If you would like to enjoy this outrageously funny letter, click here.
I am in another office. I write a letter to my boss. He doesn't want to go to work. He has just gotten back from vacation.
Work might be nutritious.
You might get hugged.
That's better than mugged
or hair plugs.
I am working with Carl at
They are buying us coffees.
The lights have dimmed.
"They are dimming the lights for Starbucks," someone chortles.
I laugh some more. I ask about Rite Aid.
Is it really open 24 hours?
"Yes," someone says. "Like Ralphs."
"Like God too," I think and say.
"God?" a colleague asks.
"Yeah," I say. "God is open 24 hours."
"So is his wife," another says.
I do not understand. I like them though. They are nice.
I smile at them.
I write you this letter.
I smile again.
I hug you in space.
Did you hear right? Am I working on a craft show for DIY? That's right. I am. If you would like to be on the show, send your contact info, craft, and bio to email@example.com.
Okay. Who is the wise guy that put me on 25peeps?