I dreamt I was a different person last night. I was a professional soccer player or a really good amateur. I was also from a different country and of a different ethnicity.
It was very strange--almost like being on my own version of Quantum Leap.
My father--who was not my father--was the coach of the soccer team. He was letting me know in not-too-kind-of-a-way that my performance on the field was not up to par.
"I don't expect much from players who reach a certain age. I reduce expectations by 5%, so you can relax. You're too old to play hard."
The person whose body I was inside seemed to accept this.
I thought it wasn't entirely true. Yes, age slows you down, but the body felt young. It could do more.
That was the end of the dream.
Here's a snapshot from our short film BRUNCH ON THE FOURTH OF JULY. Apparently, one of Aaron's students has volunteered to edit it. I'm curious what will happen. I've completely let go of all control on this film. It's literally a rock in the ocean.
Thin Again
So I've decided to become thin again. I know what you're thinking. Why? Why not be beautful and gargantuian. It works for you in Hollywood. All the boys in your building love you.
It's true. I'm am an adorable "bear" in Los Feliz, and it's been fun to get cat calls on my walks along Sunset, but it's time for a change.
I first started swelling in 2003. This was after a break up and giving up cigarettes for the first time. After quitting 18 more times (the cigs, that is--the relationship quit itself), I was finally able to stay away, but I did gain about 40 pounds in the process.
Now I'm going to play a video game with my body. I will eat well and exercise and see if I win this game of Carb Invaders.
Sogee, the Gangstarr, is in charge of my diet. She has told me it'll be lots of veggies, which is fine with me. I'm bored of being a meat eater too, so I'm just going to be a vegetarian from now on out. She doesn't know this, but I figure I might as well. It's just one more thing to get done now.
To help me through the process, I will be doing some novel and film sketches. The novel will be called Comrade Stalin Is My Friend. The film is HAJIB AND THE WARRIORS OF THE STARDUST GALAXY.
I will post bits of these things as they progress. For now, here is a picture of me being a Carb Invader from Mars.
It's true. I'm am an adorable "bear" in Los Feliz, and it's been fun to get cat calls on my walks along Sunset, but it's time for a change.
I first started swelling in 2003. This was after a break up and giving up cigarettes for the first time. After quitting 18 more times (the cigs, that is--the relationship quit itself), I was finally able to stay away, but I did gain about 40 pounds in the process.
Now I'm going to play a video game with my body. I will eat well and exercise and see if I win this game of Carb Invaders.
Sogee, the Gangstarr, is in charge of my diet. She has told me it'll be lots of veggies, which is fine with me. I'm bored of being a meat eater too, so I'm just going to be a vegetarian from now on out. She doesn't know this, but I figure I might as well. It's just one more thing to get done now.
To help me through the process, I will be doing some novel and film sketches. The novel will be called Comrade Stalin Is My Friend. The film is HAJIB AND THE WARRIORS OF THE STARDUST GALAXY.
I will post bits of these things as they progress. For now, here is a picture of me being a Carb Invader from Mars.
NEW SHOPLIFTING FROM AMERICAN APPAREL MOVIE WEBSITE

You can now shoplift SHOPLIFTING! That's right. The film is available to download and remix at the new website.
Poems/Remixes posted to our Facebook page will be shared on the main website.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/
Visit the website to download/stream/remix the film at http://
MAKING WEBISODES - UCLA EXTENSION
My class on MAKING WEBISODES is now available
for those who would like to register online. We will have 9 physical
meetings on the UCLA campus and 3 sessions online. This is a public
course. You do not need to be a UCLA student. You also do not need fancy equipment--a basic flip cam or iphone and a desire to create web content would be plenty. https://www.uclaextension.edu/pages/Course.aspx?Reg=Z0569
We will spend the first half of class writing our series and the second
half producing and shooting a couple greenlit episodes as groups in
class. Please share with those interested in creating or writing web
content.
Oscar winner predictions based on budgets, gross, media exposure, odds, and campaigning
"Ratings for the Oscar broadcast have been in a fairly steady decline over the last 35 years, but spikes have occurred when a blockbuster film was nominated: In 1998, when Titanic was nominated, the telecast rating jumped to 34.9, the highest since 1983, when E.T. was nominated in 1983."
Therefore, the actual voting that we're waiting to see happen is really based on the very privileged 1% of the Hollywood community--namely the 6,000 voting members of the Academy--who get to choose. That's why the major Oscar winners this year will be the ones with the most money behind their productions and post Oscar announcement advertising campaigns (ARGO & LINCOLN: hint, hint).
Here is the breakdown of production budgets:
- LIFE OF PI, $120M
- DJANGO UNCHAINED, $100M
- LINCOLN, $65M
- LES MISERABLES, $61M
- ARGO, $44.5M
- ZERO DARK THIRTY, $40M
- SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK, $21M
- BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD, $1.8M
- AMOUR, Unlisted.
Does that mean we can expect the winning film to be the one with the highest world gross?
Here is the breakdown of money earned:
- LIFE OF PI, $578M
- DJANGO UNCHAINED, $366M
- LES MISERABLES, $379M
- LINCOLN, $236M
- ARGO, $204M
- ZERO DARK THIRTY, $108M
- SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK, $105M
- BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD, $12.3M
- AMOUR, $4.08M.
Best Picture: Argo Grant Heslov, Ben Affleck and George Clooney, Producers
Best Director, Lincoln Steven Spielberg
Best Actor, Daniel Day-Lewis Lincoln
Best Actress, Jennifer Lawrence Silver Linings Playbook
Best Supporting Actor, Tommy Lee Jones Lincoln
Best Supporting Actress, Anne Hathaway Les Misérables
Best Animated Feature, Wreck-It Ralph Rich Moore
Best Animated Short Film, Paperman John Kahrs
Best Foreign Film, Amour Austria
Best Original Screenplay, Django Unchained Written by Quentin Tarantino
Best Adapted Screenplay, Argo Written by Chris Terrio
Best Cinematography, Life of Pi Claudio Miranda
Best Editing, Argo William Goldenberg
(Choose the one that's the period film or sci-fi intense)
Best Costume Design, Anna Karenina Jacqueline Durran
Best Make-up, LES MISERABLES
(I haven't seen any of the documentary ones below, but let's just go with the one that's made the most money or had the most exposure.)
Best Documentary, Searching for Sugar Man Malik Bendjelloul and Simon Chinn
Best Documentary Short, Open Heart Kief Davidson and Cori Shepherd Stern
Best Short (Live), Curfew Shawn Christensen
Best Original Score, Life of Pi Mychael Danna
Best Original Song, "Skyfall" from Skyfall Music and Lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth (They want to see her on TV.)
Best Production Design, Les Misérables Eve Stewart (Production Design); Anna Lynch-Robinson (Set Decoration)
Best Sound Editing, Zero Dark Thirty Paul N.J. Ottosson
Best Sound Mixing, Les Misérables Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes
Best Visual Effects, Life of Pi Bill Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik-Jan De Boer and Donald R. Elliott
Oh, yeah, and if you want to see a film in Chicago that'll never get an Oscar, see SHOPLIFTING FROM AMERICAN APPAREL on 3/14 at the Logan Theater.
When I watched THE MATRIX for the first time
I was visiting my brother for the weekend on my many trips to the city in 1999. He was living near the Virgin Megastore--when it was still around--so I only had to go around the block and down the street past Silver Spurs to the movie megaplex on the right. I was just killing time, so I didn't even know what the film was about. I saw that it might be sci-fi and that Keanu Reeves was in it. That gave me flashbacks of when I had seen Johnny Mnemonic in 1996 down at the Delaware shore with some members of the band Cecil's Water. I remember that being a horrible film, but I was a geek for sci-fi, so I figured, why not? I could always leave if it was bad. (I am fairly famous for doing this. I just don't stay in movies that don't hold my interest. I think it began with Under Siege 2 with Steven Segal, but I had learned that I could just exit a theater and go to another film if it was that bad in the first ten minutes.)
The first 20 minutes of THE MATRIX is a lot of set-up. I was confused by the club scene and the whole white rabbit thing. Even when they offered the reveal of people being batteries, I was still a bit confused. It wasn't until Neo meets The Oracle that it suddenly clicked for me. I'm not sure why it took so long, but I was very much into the story after that. Then, when all hell breaks loose for saving Morpheus, I was just amazed by the special effects. Each action sequence builds upon the one before it. It was almost like the Wachiowski brothers were saving these tricks for a while. Neo does that aerial kick. Then they fly up the elevator, while he says, "There is no spoon." Once they get to the apartment rooftop, we get machine-like-speed from Neo dodging bullets, and then Trinity tells an Agent to, "Dodge this," and then blows him away.
Once the helicopter is downloaded and Neo blows up some more agents to free Morpheus, I think I was literally on my feet in the theater. I even consciously began to notice that there were other audience members who were responding out loud to the action.
"Woo!" I would hear. "Aw, man," another audience member would say.
Then came the ultimate ending: a flying Neo with Rage Against the Machine in the background.
The feeling I had when I walked out the theater was pretty strong. I felt like I was in The Matrix for a bit. That's how deeply I got entrenched into the world of the film.
I don't think I've felt that too many times in the cinema: changed by what I'd seen. I tried to hold onto that feeling as long as I could. I walked out the theater, went around the block, and felt like life was possible--uplifted. I know that's strange. Why would a stupid sci-fi film give me that? But it did. I was ecstatic--almost like I was on a drug.
The next day I had planned on going to the MOMA, but I couldn't resist. I went right back to the theater and watched the film again. I knew it was going to be a hit, but at that time, I felt like I was in on a secret, and I didn't want to let it go.
Loren Goodmans' Top 500 Songs: 281-290
Poet and teacher, Loren Goodman, strikes again with his eclectic collage of popular songs throughout music history. Today's installment of 281-290 includes a rare performance from THE KINKS, some Bollywood gems, and a rendition of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" by Yoko Ono.
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