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I want to be a nun and get better Bibles.

I want to be Jesus and carry a heavier cross.

I want to be John Lennon and have more bed-ins.

I want to be Howard Stern and cause more controversy.

I want to be a math problem and get more solutions.

I want to a banker and get more investments.

I want to be a hipster and get more jaded.

I want to be fellatio and get more Hershey's Hard Shell.

I want to be Denny's and get more coffee.

I want to be Tao Lin and get more MDMA.

I want to be Dan Quayle and spell more potatos.

I want to be Kim Jong Il and have more communists.

I want to be Joan Rivers and get more plastic surgery.

I want to be a Zen priest and practice more meditation.

I want to be Allen Ginsberg and get more dick.

I want to be the Giving Tree and to have more branches.

I want to be the boy from the Giving Tree and turn into the boy from Back to the Future.

I want to be a kaleidoscope and turn one more time.

I want to be a protein that bonds to another protein.

I want to be Charles Bukoski and find more booze.

I want to be a vacuum cleaner and suck more dust.

I want to be dust and imagine I was a rainbow.

I want to be a rainbow and turn into gold.

(I wrote this in response to one of Noah's many inspiring posts.)